so i was glancing thru a catalogue, known for sheets and linens, which i love, then found a garment i really liked. thought, ooh, i kinda like that. description:
D. Mohair Sweater Coat (SALE)
Long on lightweight warmth, this long-sleeve silhouette is jersey-knit of fluffy mohair yarns. Open styling is fashionably simple with clean edges, wear it as an extra layer of coziness for cool days. By Eileen Fisher...
at that i stopped reading.
Ok. Eileen Fisher. Clothing i have always described as 'why bother" clothes. Clothes old fat women wear with chunky jewelry and a sense of their own entitlement. these women are those non-shaving, menopausal or post-menopausal bitches who cut in front of you in the frozen food section and are invariably wearing jie-normous sunglasses, so they've also had laser surgery, so you feel bad and let them go ahead, and silently judge their fashion choices, cause their ass has gotten so big that elastic just seems like the only choice. cause....why bother?
so, officially, i'm headed to why bother. my next choice will be a pair of mom jeans.
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so glad you are blogging, it's funny & fun... and are you sure that 'jie-normous' is spelled correctly?
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